August 2012
the-kaiser:
I love to silently judge everyone on tumblr.
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
juantreehill:
faceless bloggers are so mysterious
i really hate when people say ‘no homo’
like excuse you
get back here and give me the homo you denied me of
angrylesbianmom:
“When temperatures get too high, the elderly will start to die!”
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socialjusticesextips:
Before you fuck the police, make sure you have consent.
Come join us in chat. We're on cam →
i know im popular and all but it’s really hard to answer all 0 inboxes at once
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thirteensuns
laugh-factory
motherfuckingsquirtle
i-think-i-peed-a-little
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lanadelrevupthosefryers:
promo you?
not in this economy…
I have the body of a god
karkatstuck:
girl look at that </body>
I typed in ‘thug life’ in shuttershock and
It is thug life though
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foshoitsnikki:
laughathipsters:
jzul:
satans-testicle:
You’re human, you made a human mistake. You did a terrible thing, it doesn’t mean you’re a terrible person.
words of wisdom from satans testicle
Oh wow…
Watchtoocooltobehipster:
juilan:
Sometimes I go into tinychat’s full of black people and play with a banana.
olympicslut:
id be so good at being famous i just know it omfg just give me the chance
i-am-god-like:
sleep is for people who don’t have internet connection
Watchvideohall:
Epic shake weight prank
windows98:
hm?
WHAT DID U DO TO MY DRINK
you asked for 2 ice cubes & i only gave you ONE apRIL FOOLs
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