like sandpaper and bare ass

foreveralone-lyguy:

When I die I hope its from a cheeseburger overdose

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foreveralone-lyguy:

if you want to send me hate mail that’ll be $13.95 shipping and handling

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his dinner?

because he was already stuffed

zackisontumblr:

foreveralone-lyguy:

zackisontumblr:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s brown and sticky?

my dick

a stick

oh…

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foreveralone-lyguy:

thelogicalartist:

foreveralone-lyguy:

what did people do before the internet

There was an ancient ritual where they would physically and socially interact

that doesn’t sound very fun

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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Why is there a picture of Rupert Grint in the lettuce tag

looking for hot singles in my area what do you think

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swiggity swather

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

You know how you can use j/k to scroll between posts? well you can use L to like them and if you press it really fast hearts pop up all over the place like

now every time I see a picture of someone on my dash I’m going to be laughing so hard like

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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

You love my blog? oh really

I should have expected this

foreveralone-lyguy:

Nothing creeps me out more than pictures of Michael Jackson with facial hair

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