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*Me on a first date with a girl I really like*

Me: “Just so you know, I really like you. I like you more than I like cookies, but not as much as I LOVE ice cream. Sorry to break it to you.”

It usually gets her to laugh. Plus I REAAALLY love ice cream. Cookies are my # 2

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My name is Torry. I enjoy long walks on the beach and I suck at doing blog descriptions.

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