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I dare someone to use “Miranda Cosgrove” in a pickup line.

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an-aborted-fetus:

tries to have social life

remembers i have no friends

plot twist: i get off tumblr and get a life

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what if the second movie sully opens the door and boos twerking

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Stay focused, okay?

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I run a humor blog but the only thing funny about me is my face

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edsheewalkedd:

THE AMOUNT OF AMERICA POSTS ON MY DASH ARE OVERWHELMING RIGHT NOW BUT I WILL REBLOG THEM ALL BECAUSE I HAVE THE FREEDOM TO

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YOU HAD ONE JOB RAFIKI!

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My name is Torry. I enjoy long walks on the beach and I suck at doing blog descriptions.

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I track the tag "foreveralonelyguy"

My KIK username is "foreveralonelyguy"

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